Nerdy Rapture Fail

*dies*..*meets Jesus*
Jesus glances at you.
>glance jesus
You glance at Jesus Christ, the Son of God (God)
Jesus says "23".
Jesus giggles.
Jesus disappears in a puff of smoke!
Jesus Christ left the room.

Brief, but to the point.

No one in their right mind would believe that the "Rapture" is coming tomorrow, Family Radio/Mr. Camping is a fraudulent organization and he should be jailed for bilking his followers of so much money for such a horrendous message. That is logical enough, hopefully even for Christians.

I notice that Christians however, are quick to say that "only God knows when" the Rapture will occur. Does that not sound awfully convenient? Is that not phrased in such a manner that one will always be left guessing, trying to be on their best behavior for the ol' man in the sky and his "wrath"? I logically conclude this is but a means of control. I am going to enjoy my weekend, each day of it. I suggest you do too, and perhaps in the space below you can elaborate as to how your particular religion is any different from the previous civilizations and their absolute, living entities they worshiped, killed, and died for.